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Upload your resume. Get a score. Find the weak spots. Fix it when you are ready.

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Resume Rip

Resume analysis

Your resume score

Needs a rip.

62
Room to improve

Same resume. A brighter you.

Brutal feedback. Brighter futures.

$0

for your roast and score

100

point score to share

$19

for the repair report

From roast to repair

Three passes. One stronger resume.

Resume Rip starts with the truth, turns it into a diagnosis, then gives you a practical way forward.

01

Upload the evidence

Drop in the resume you are sending out. Resume Rip looks for the vague bullets, buried wins, and filler slowing it down.

02

Get the roast and score

Receive a funny, direct diagnosis and a score out of 100. Keep it private or turn the score into a share card.

03

Choose the repair

When you want the fix, unlock rewritten content, an ATS keyword check, and a focused improvement plan for $19.

Straightforward pricing

Roast for free. Repair for $19.

Start with the free diagnosis. Pay once only when you want a complete report with a clearer way forward.

The roast

Free

A fast reality check before your next application.

  • AI-powered resume roast
  • Score out of 100
  • Shareable score card
Get my free score

The repair

$19

one-time report

Complete fix

For job seekers who want specific edits instead of another generic template.

  • Everything in the free roast
  • Rewritten resume content
  • ATS keyword check
  • Targeted improvement plan
Roast, then repair

Before you upload

Questions, answered without corporate jargon.

Your next application starts here

Let your resume hear the truth.

Get the roast, see the score, and find out what a recruiter may notice in seconds.

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